"If he talks to you or messes with you, let me know. I'll either tell him to stop or throw him out of a window." -Grant's advice to Mel after being hit on by CJ

"I'm never flying solo. I have blips all over the place." -Weaver on the subject of girls

Me: "Do you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo, and you're just a brown shoe?"
Chase: "Wow! That was deep."
Suresh: "I hate tuxedos."

"Folks, you better study because this test is going to rock you like a hurricane." -Dr. Craig Mitchell, ethics professor at Southwestern

"Let's rock this ship and see how far it goes!" -one of Cameron's favorite sayings

"Stand clear of the closing doors, please!" -New York City subway recording

Jared: "Something just ain't right."
Me: "No, it's all left."