"Be careful! People in masks cannot be trusted." -Fezzik (Andre the Giant) from The Princess Bride

Josh: "Goodbye, my children."
Me: "Yes! I'm a child of Josh."
Kristen: "Can you get that tattooed on you somewhere?"

"All these girls are getting tattoos on their backs of butterflies...let me tell you something, when they get to be about 50, those butterflies will have turned into buzzards." -Russell B.

"I have a passion for ice skating." -Russell B.