"This place is really nice. It will probably cost our souls to get in, so if you're willing to put up your soul it should be fine." -Josh to me while looking for an apartment

Rebekah: "You don't need any more coffee."
Josh: "This is my first cup!"
Rebekah: "You're like already bouncing around."

*Rebekah is one of our regular waitresses at IHOP.

"Good morning and welcome to Southeastern...uh, Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary." -Dr. Paige Patterson, president of SWBTS, during Chapel

"And one moment without your embrace is like a near death experience." -Fall to Peace

"If all of these people come in late, I'm going to explode." -Dr. Craig Mitchell as it nears time for class to begin and quite a few people are missing

"Let's chase that squirrel and see how far it goes up the tree!" -Cameron G.

"Is it not terrifying that we, as a society, have already gone on record that we do not trust the arena of politics because it lends itself to such abuse, and yet we turn around and look to that institution to anchor our values? An Indian proverb says it is like roasting a fish and then asking a fox to guard it for us." -Ravi Zacharias

"'Politically correct' is at best circular--and at worst an oxymoron." -Ravi Zacharias

"Man is not at peace with his fellow man becasue he is not at peace with himself. He is not at peace wit himself because he is not at peace with God." -Thomas Merton, Trappist monk

The Times of London article: "What's Wrong with the World?"
Shortest Response: "I am. Yours truly, G. K. Chesterton."

"As painful as it is to know that I have this dread disease, nothing could be as painful as the rejection I have endured all my life by virtue of my color." -Arthur Ashe

"Hell must be the inability to love." -Fyodor Dostoevsky

"The older you get, the more it takes to fill your heart with wonder, and only God is big enough to do that." -Ravi Zacharias

"If my children wake up on Christmas morning and have somebody to thank for putting candy in their stocking, have I no one to thank for putting two feet in mine?" -G. K. Chesterton

"Here I am in the twilight years of my life, still wondering what it's all about.... I can tell you this, fame and fortune is for the birds." -Lee Iacocca

"I said to the man at the Gate of the Year, 'Give me a light that I may walk safely into the unknown.' He said to me, 'Go out into the darkness, and put your hand in the hand of God, and it shall be to you better than the light, and safer than the known.'" -King George VI, British Christmas Eve address following WWII

"If you, Professor Glover, were stranded at the midnight hour in a desolate Los Angeles street and if, as you stepped out of your car fear and trembling, you were suddenly to hear the weight of pounding footsteps behind you, and you saw ten burly young men who had just stepped out of a dwelling coming toward you, would it or would it not make a difference to you to know that they were coming from a Bible study?" -social critic Dennis Prager to Oxford atheistic philosopher Jonathan Glover

"If we present man with a concept of man which is not true, we may well corrupt him. When we present him as an automaton of reflexes, as a mind machine, as a bundle of instincts, as a pawn of drive and reactions, as a mere product of heredity and environment, we feed the nihilism to which modern man is, in any case, prone. I became acquainted with the last stage of corruption in my second concentration camp, Auschwitz. The gas chambers of Auschwitz were the ultimate consequence of the theory that man is nothing but the product of heredity and environment--or, as the Nazis liked to say, 'of blood and soil.' I am absolutely convinced that the gas chambers of Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Maidanek were ultimately prepared not in some ministry or other in Berlin, but rather at the desks and in lecture halls of nihilistic scientists and philosophers." -Viktor Frankl, Auschwitz survivor

Muhammad Ali: "Superman don't need no seatbelt."
Flight Attendant: "Superman don't need no airplane either."

"Give me the making of the songs of a nation, and I care not who writes its laws." -Andrew Fletcher, 18th century Scottish political thinker

Ol' South Waitress: "Are you ready to order now?"
Kat: "Yes."
Ol' South Waitress: "Alright, I'll be back in a minute."

"Josh, you have shoes?!" -Suresh when Josh opened his closet