PDT: "Matt, can you name the two states not in the continental United States?"
Matt: "Hawaii."
PDT: "That's one. What's the other?"
Matt: "Ummm...Australia."

Sonic cashier: "Hi, welcome to Sonic. May I take your order?"
Mom: "No."

My mom thought he said something else. It was hilarious! I guess you had to be there.

"One day soon you will hear that I am dead. Do not believe it. I will then be alive as never before." -Dwight Moody

"Omnis recta cognitio Dei ab oboedientia nascitur." -John Calvin

Translation: "True knowledge of God is born out of obedience."

Me: "Somebody got my gander up today."
Jason: "Bob, I would pay money to see you get mad."

"Okay, Josh and the groceries are here ... I guess I should at least pretend to help." -Kristen Horton

Me: "Where do the squirrels go when it's this cold?
Kristen: "Inside the trees? Do squirrels hibernate? Maybe they go south with the ducks."
Me: "I don't know. I just saw one scampering across the lawn.
Kristen: "They wrap themselves in the their bushy tails."
Me: "That would be nice wouldn't it?"

"My favorite thing about living here is sitting here and seeing how many people I can talk into bringing stuff over." -Kristen Horton at the Wonder house

Chatting with Kristen

Me: "Sorry about leaving so suddenly...my sorry computer crashed on me."
Kristen: "That's what they all say."

Cameron: "Blaising is the man!"
Dr. Craig Mitchell: "You don't know how much of the man he really is!"

Dr. Mitchell discussing the success of the Evangelical Theological Society under the leadership of Dr. Craig Blaising. He went on to tell us that the meeting down in San Antonio last year, led by Blaising, will be the standard by which all other ETS meetings will be measured.

"Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see." -God and the writer of Hebrews

"God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble." -God, Solomon, James, Peter