Super Dave: "Let's invade the Wonder House."
Kristen: "Well, Dana didn't say not to invite people over, I was just being polite."
Norman: "Well, call her and tell her to get dressed."
Kristen & Christy: "Oh, she's dressed." -- thinking it odd that he assume she's not
Shannon: "Yeah, mono's not the disease that makes you run around naked."
Christy: "Yeah, I think that one's called marriage."

"Shoot, I'll stay in here a whole day!" -Jacob Ryals

He said this after a few of us were checking out a friend's RV. We were commenting (seeing how we were in a band at the time and all) on how sweet it would be to go on tour in an RV like that, which meant that we would be spending a lot of time in it. Jacob busted out with this response and we have been laughing ever since. What a great line!

"It really burns me up when I see husbands who don't love their wives like they should." -Me on guys who are jerks and don't know how to treat a woman

"They have a man that wants to give them the world and settle for a guy who takes the world from them." -Jason Weaver on the subject of girls and how they look love in the face, spit on it, and and then turn and walk away

Jason: "I miss you. I think you need to move to San Antonio...like tomorrow."
Me: "Don't even tempt me like that."

"You know what you should do? You should sanction me!" -Dean Pickard

"It's as bad as a clown with Turets at a kid's birthday party." -Jarrod