Brian Laramore: "What do you think about gay marriages?"
Jamie Knight: "Well, it depends on whether or not you read the Bible with a black highlighter."

"In order to hear and communicate the gospel today, we must become 'evangelical' in the sense of immersing ourselves in these accounts and by learning from them how to convey this gospel in our own world." -Joel B. Green, on the Gospels

"If we are not willing to wake up in the morning and die to ourselves, perhaps we should ask ourselves whether or not we are really following Jesus." -Bill from San Francisco, as quoted by Donald Miller in Blue Like Jazz, pg. 185.

"Are they husbands?" -Arturo, a kid on my and Amy's Upward Soccer team on seeing us getting into the same car to leave after practice